Where have all the kiosks gone?

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Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, people used to put little flat discs into expensive devices hardwired to their televisions in order to watch movies.

Sometimes they purchased these little discs so they could watch movies whenever the wanted, even (GASP) when the internet was down. Sometimes they rented these little discs from kiosks named “Redbox” that were scattered all across this mythic land.

Now, in the age of “plus” and “max” and misunderstanding how capitalization works, redbox+ is a dumpster service … and apparently one that likes to park in the handicap space.