Articles by Scott Saalman

We love LA

In 2016, I went to Los Angeles to find my daughter. Don’t worry. She wasn’t abducted. Nor was she a runaway. Nothing nefarious. Let me explain. During most of her…

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How I Broke This, ep. 10: Pizza Drone

COLD OPEN (actual recording of a Nov. 24, 2024 local radio WHCR live news dispatch): Ladies and gentlemen, this is Stu Clampitt again in downtown Fishers, Indiana. Well, I ……




First came paper football, then came girls

Four seventh-grade boys. Four seventh-grade girls. Two telephones – rotary dial dinosaurs adhered to parents’ kitchen walls. Thick, twisted, dangled cords, like entangled anacondas in heat. Four seventh-grade boys on…


Myriad of brain droppings on his mind

In 1997, comedian George Carlin published his very funny book, Brain Droppings, which, according to the cover, contains “jokes, notions, doubts, opinions, questions, thoughts, beliefs, assertions, assumptions, and disturbing references”…


New way to eat a banana appeals to him

My father-in-law died. Tom Tappan. Down in Athens. Heart issues. A time bomb ticker. He was an ideal father-in-law. Super nice. Good sense of humor. Our politics matched. He was…