Simon, who serves as the therapy dog for the Hamilton County Coroner’s Office, enjoys spending some time pawing through The Reporter’s weekly print edition.
Though normally a cheerful and playful pup, Simon looked rather despondent after reading this week’s top story about Noblesville’s plan to incentivize out-of-state residents to move to the city with a plethora of perks and even a $5,000 cash payment.
When asked his opinion on the matter, Simon replied with a gruff ruff, “This is why we can’t have nice things.” Don’t worry Simon – surely at least one of these new residents is a therapy dog therapist.