Articles by Scott Saalman

O’Horror at O’Hare

So, everyone has boarded our transoceanic aircraft at O’Hare. The flight safety message starts. It’s the kind you watch on TV monitors instead of a flight attendant’s live reenactment of…


Lost bike: a metaphor

“Do you know what that is?” I asked my son on his 14th birthday in 2008, nodding toward the new 21-speed NEXT bicycle in the garage, a Walmart beauty given…


Step aerobics in the time of COVID

At the pandemic’s onset, I quit the gym. In its place, I purchased a step platform so I could participate in a beginners’ aerobics fitness cardio class, featuring instructor Jenny…




Simply having a wonderful WHAMAGEDDON time

I started the current Christmas season trying to avoid “Last Christmas” by Wham!. You see, my brother-in-law, Tim, texted an invitation to participate in WHAMAGEDDON, a game making the rounds…


Christmas 2016 was a ruff one

In 2016, after two failed attempts at dog ownership, I firmly declared to my daughter Delaney: NO. MORE. DOGS. Don’t get me wrong: I like dogs. Well, I like the…