Dipper, crumblers: A soup nation divided
By SCOTT SAALMAN Scaramouch I considered it my civic responsibility to help find a fix for our fractured country, the States of America. We must start small, take baby steps,…
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Podcaster pick-me-up for his daily grind
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Auto-renewing one man’s cyber-naiveté
By SCOTT SAALMAN Scaramouch After seeing countless headlines about cyberattacks, ransomware, viruses, data breaches and other computer- and phone-hacking horror stories, I became increasingly wary of every link I clicked….
Old Rolling Stones T-shirt still gives him satisfaction
By SCOTT SAALMAN Scaramouch True, I’m a concert T-shirt fraud. The shirt I’m referring to advertises the following: The Rolling Stones | 1972 | US Tour. The British rock and…
Spying Santa
By SCOTT SAALMAN Scaramouch “Don’t look out the window.” She repeated this sentence over and over as twilight leaked its ink across southern Indiana. “Don’t look out the window.” It…
He and his fake fir felled by furry felines
By SCOTT SAALMAN Scaramouch Oh, Cat-mas Tree Oh, Cat-mas Tree Much displeasure thou can’st give me I used to not be a cat person – until I was forced to…